Top 5 challenging adventures on the way to South Beach / Peru Tour
Funny story, I met a cool chicka named Andi. We connected over stories and a sense of life change. Still new friends she hit me up for a groupon adventure to Peru!!
After hitting the Groupon button, the trip is finally here! Whoo Hoo!!! On my way to Florida for a few days and then Peru !! What happened in the first 24 hours...... ?!?
#1🔋 Pack...
Why is it taking me so long to pack two small cary on bags??!!!! Day off to focus.. 12 hours later and 3 re-packs. Really I ended up cleaning my place and visiting with friends instead of packing.. Check! finally all done at 11:30pm .. Where did the time go?!?
#2🔋 Get to the airport at the crack of dawn 5:30am!
I'm normally a morning person, but just so tired! This isn't that big of a challenge, I'm just wining about it after spending late hours packing. Weather on the drive was awesome and chilly. got right through security to my gate. Had a quick breakfast sandwich, brought my juxtapoz mag http://www.juxtapoz.com and the plane is in the air!
#3 🚂😁 De-railed in Dallas...
Totally not what your thinking.. I landed perfect in Dallas for the plane change. The plan was to meet up with my close friend Shelly and travel the remaing way to Florida. Welp, I looked in my wallet and DAMN IT!!! My Credit Card is missing... FUCK?!?!?! Welp, let me tell you we have magic and yellow jasper and really good people working Southwest Airlines.
Just when I was dialing the CC company to cancel my card, my name is called over the loud speaker!! "Paging Delaney Dickerson for found article come to gate (???)" awesome, and double damn it!!!?!?!? The gate was muffled.. Two folks around me heard the same thing I did, but after waiting around for 40 min at the WRONG gate and kiosk attendants telling me they didn't have a record of any pages... Along with the fact that my connecting flight was getting ready to board... I started to PANIC and began asking any southwest staff to take the led out and help please.. Finally a fantastic guy named Austin started paging everyone and said he would meet me at my connecting gate... Welp, it turns out, the police with my CC had been waiting at my connecting gate and I just missed them.. TRIPPLE DAMN IT, and DUH ?!?!?
last minute for boarding.. Austin pulls through!!! Seconds before boarding he hands me the credit card!!!!!! YAY!!!!! I fell to my knees and bow'd down in front of him .... So thankful!
Got on the plane and had a safe flight to Florida! Wow!!
#4 👊✌️ The evening in south beach has begun and let the crazy start!!
Weather is amazing, and grabbed some Pizza, followed by a trip to the market. While we were checking out.. some crazy local tried to start a fight with Shelly in line!! What the heck?!?!? Seriously.. People are crazy!
After a minor altercation and words exchanged in the market due to a "misunderstanding". They both made up with a statement of Hippy peace.✌️
#5 👀 I should have taken. A picture!! What is that out there?!?!?
Went right to the beach at Nite with A 1/2 moon peaking through amazing clouds, and good conversation. We were hanging out at the life-guard station when Shelly asked what is that over there??? Both squinting and pointing out cell flashlight....IS THAT A NAKED DUDE?!?
what?!??! Nooo, gotta be some seaweed kelp or something..... I mean there are plenty of people walking around...
Well, we went to investigate??? Hahahahaha.. She was right!?!? As I walked up with my cell flashlight... I fully walked up and flashed my light on the naked guy moon bathing on the beach with the waves crashing in the distance... hahahahahaha.... AWESOME!!!!